Clarkville Reviews Summary

Location & Ambiance

Pros:

• "It sits on the corner across from Clark park."
• "Sit along Baltimore Ave with a view of Clark Park and people watch."
• "Great location, right across from the park and next to a train stop."
• "The place looks great! Love the patterns on the wall upstairs and the view of the park."
• "There's seating for small and large groups on two floors with the upper level having better views of Clark Park which is across the street."
• "You can sit outside inside downstairs or upstairs for a little more privacy."
• "This neighborhood is mostly comprised of apartments so it is more congested than a regular residential neighborhood."

Cons:

• "The ambiance of the restaurant was lackluster, with dated decor and uncomfortable seating arrangements."
• "Sitting inside will be extremely loud as the acoustics of the interior bounce all the talking around so you have to yell to converse."
• "The noise level was also quite high, making it difficult to have a conversation without shouting."
• "However most of the seating is bar stools at the bar and around the windows."
• "The service was slow and we were seated in a very dark area compared to the rest of the restaurant."
• "The noise level inside is horrible, you must yell at each other to be heard."
• "And they have a roach problem!"

Service

Pros:

• "A wonderful dining experience! Our server, Ethan, was by far the most hospitable I have encountered in a long while."
• "Service from Dylan was excellent."
• "Very friendly and attentive service."
• "The staff was pleasant, attentive, and patient while asking questions."
• "Our servers were very friendly and our meatball pizza arrived very quickly."
• "I was greeted at the door by friendly service and seated immediately, party of 4."
• "Staff is friendly and accommodating, beer selection is always enjoyable."

Cons:

• "We were largely ignored (and we were perfectly polite despite our rising irritation)."
• "The owner here is incredibly rude and disrespectful."
• "The manager was rude, lacks communication skill."
• "Upon arrival, we were greeted with indifference by the staff."
• "Ordered to pick up, when I got there I was ignored."
• "Dude we had waiting on us was amazingly rude."
• "Waiter only checked on us once, and we were never warned about the wait. DO NOT COME HERE!!"

Food Quality

Pros:

• "The happy hour special gets you the plain pizza for half the price which is well worth it."
• "Order the Honey Pie."
• "The pizza crust was very light and fresh."
• "The 5 cheese supreme and the honey pizza are phenomenal."
• "Two outstanding pizzas - super thin, flaky crust with delicious toppings and a house salad that was kind of addictive."
• "Vegan pizza, out of this world!"
• "The pizzas are delicious and creative."

Cons:

• "Worst bowl of Mac and cheese I have."
• "The food here is way overrated."
• "Sadly their menu tries to get too creative and failed to have a single pizza that sounded good."
• "The food itself was mediocre at best, lacking in flavor and freshness."
• "Unfortunately the vegetarian carbonara was terrible."
• "The pizza was nasty."
• "Two slices of pizza that tasted like cardboard."

Price & Value

Pros:

• "The pricing was reasonable and the food was amazing!"
• "Pizza good with $2 per slice specials from 11:00am - 3:00pm."
• "Reasonable prices and portion sizes. 2 pizzas comfortably feeds 5 people."

Cons:

• "Overcharged in the bill. Danger pie ($15) + manhattan ($25) charged for $54 plus taxes!"
• "Their to-go wine is too pricey. I get they want to make a profit but $30 a bottle is steep."
• "Food is okay but slightly pricey for a gastropub."
• "Expensive for the quality of the food."
• "This place is now officially very expensive."
• "Pizzas are good but ordinarily very expensive."
• "Getting our check at the end and being reminded how expensive the place is was a final kick in the groin."

Accessibility & Inclusivity

Pros:

• "The restaurant is wheelchair accessible via a ramp which is great."
• "Lots of vegan and vegetarian options to choose from!"

Cons:

• "Worse place I've ever been a racist hipster driven 'pizza' place."
• "Over priced, mediocre, and the staff is racist."
• "The workplace exhibited a troubling pattern of harassment towards individuals with darker skin."
• "Me and my sister were asked to leave our table to make room for three Caucasians and their dog."
• "They had me and my brother get out of our seats for 3 white people and a dog."